Ok, so these are the things that are not helpful when you are trying to get pregnant but not telling anyone...
~ People asking if you are expecting (HAVE I GAINED THAT MUCH WEIGHT?!)
~ Grandparents-to-be making it abundantly clear that they're ready to get rid of that whole "to-be" thing.
~ Friends with babies
~ Co-workers with babies
~ Adorable 2 year old ring bearers running around giggling at old friend's weddings- has anything ever looked cuter in a tux?!
~ 4 million Playskool and Fisher-Price commercial for cute baby toys
And that's just in the last week... At some point I might actually yell at someone. Seriously, I'm afraid they're going to ask me on the wrong day (say, just after I've started) and I'm going to rip someone's head off... "YES, THANK YOU, I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A CHILD I'M TRYING MY DARNDEST BUT THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN THAT WE HAVEN'T SUCCEEDED YET!" What does Billy Crystal say in The Princess Bride? "While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour some lemon juice in it?!" I know they all mean well, and I know they're just excited for us to have a baby... but "You're killing me, Smalls!"
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